Holy Smokes Batman!! It's Tequila!!

Free Booze seems to be the highlight at the moment...also Kangaroo Burgers.  A combination of the two will pin you down, fuck you, and tell you how they did it the next day.

Of course, then there's cheese sticks...

April will see the return of the Strange Attractors to Brisbane and to the Stage.  I sat down and spoke with myself about the band:

Long Gone: What do you think of Strange Attractors?
Me: WHAT IS THIS!?
LG: ...
Me: Very Good!

They play the Front Bar Extravaganza on April 29 w/ Main Street Brats, the Digger Nicks & Tiny Migrants.

As David Cross one said "Pussy Doodles!"

Bored!? WELL!!


Wednesday 30th @ Ric's Bar - the Quest for Glory "Mythikal Kreatures: the Primitive?"

Yes! The same men who ruined your minds at the Upstairs Extravaganza have decided to ruin your minds in a different way at a different location.  Stories of corruption and treason have been replaced with tales of Griffins and small versions of real men.

Thursday 31st @ the Beetle Bar - Mother & Son w/ Keep On Dancins' & Cannon

Out of towners, Mother & Son release an LP alongside local stew brew's Keep On Dancins' and new kids on the block Cannon.  $5 entry will let you watch them tear shit apart.  That is cheaper then most shit tearing events.

Saturday 2nd @ Thee Magic Mile Club - #3 w/ the Vaginabillies, Gravel Samwidge & the Royal Family

Fan of the southside?  Why not head to the Marooka Magic Mile!! You can see yourself a punk fuelled shite grime slide...it's Free...and BYO.  Cheap beer, records, VHS and other shit for sale.  Be prepared for Noise.


See you around the parts.

LGR